FOR ALL THE MARBLES – NEW From MorbidbookS!

•April 28, 2013 • Leave a Comment

 ’FOR ALL THE MARBLES’, A COLLECTION OF FIVE INSANELY DARK AND DELICIOUS STORIES! …

From MorbidbookS!

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Orlyn Farr is going FOR ALL THE MARBLESAfter the Cataclysmic Events (ACE), the populace fled the surface to live under-ground.  With Ice Age conditions complicating a return to the surface, limited space, sundries and foodstuffs available, overpopulation soon reared its ugly head.  To continue living past the mandatory declining age of 60 annums (thirteen moon cycles), Orlyn Farr must have the financial resources or the political clout to pay for Deluxe Medical and a luxuriously appointed flat in Paradise Acres.  If he can’t come up with the scratch, Orlyn can opt-out.   Most seniors choose this.  They quietly accept a hot-shot of Morphine and a final visit above ground.  The treacherous white-out conditions on the surface will freeze them solid in a few time-ticks.  Orlyn could beg, borrow, or steal enough Federal Reserve Notes and Teleport to the Annual Sixth Decade BINGO Tournament. The Big Winner gets Deluxe Medical, a flat at Paradise Acres, and all the lime gelatin, fellatio and potent narcotics he can gobble.  If Orlyn loses well… he should have opted-out.  But, come Hell or high water, Orlyn Farr is betting his life FOR ALL THE MARBLES.

Dark and twisted tales of exquisite violence, rough tricks, narcoticsconsumption, evil ghosts and drug-snuffling demons. Short stories from the Most Depraved Writer in Print. Recognize.

PILATE: DIRECTOR’S CUT … From MorbidbookS!

•April 28, 2013 • Leave a Comment
From MorbidbookS!   Bizarre hardcore horror from the macabre mind of the grim Reverend Rage. Sordid tales of demons, revenge, botched suicide, organic narcotics, torture, halflings, freaks, vampires and post apocalyptic societies coming apart at the seams. Trips to the dark side that’ll leave you reeling… yet unable to look away.“It takes a sick, drug-addled, putrified brain to come up this demented. If you enjoyed the Infernal trilogy by Edward Lee, then you will probably get off on these tales of another true hell.” –nuff b. ess reviewed The Place In Between
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Look at your hands. Lines tell tales that without the right exposure live completely disguised within crevices that no amount of washing can remove. We yearn to have them clean – enough. Spend hundreds of dollars on this or that to wash … them … clean. But some stains never come out, no matter how much we scrub, steam, or sterilize. And what becomes of the hands that are soaked in generations of sins committed by their owners, perpetual motion of offenses against their fellow man time and time again? Isn’t there something that we’ve all done that we just can’t seem to cleanse ourselves from? And what if you were Pilate? Steven Rage’s “Pilate: A Brutal Bible Tale” explores the depths of sin, the way it stains our lives, and graphically illustrates the things we fear most. He forces us to look at true sin, true villainy, and truly offensive images of alternative realities. Sometimes it takes a shock to wake up! Rage creates a dismal post-industrial future, a look at man defiled and in decline. Evil has arrived and this is NOT our Father’s World! Dominion has been taken by those who walk as the damned, demons, Halflings, products of debauched rampages and sins against nature, and then, of course, the vampires. Sex, drugs, and broken souls are the only things of value. Life is more like a disease, and the only salvation is the right amount of Plata to numb the conscience and, if one is lucky, to bring on a cleverly disguised demise.
 

THE FALL OF A BLOOD DRINKING DRUG DEALER … From MorbidbookS!

•April 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

From MorbidbookS!

Available now in PAPERBACK  and KINDLE!

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Re-written from “PILATE” in the re-incarnated vampire‘s POV. Printed using a scroll-like Papyrus font and stylized into free-form Bible Verse, this is where is where the Brutal Bible Tales truly begins:
Pontius Pilate is cursed to be a vampire: Life after life after life. PILATE is a drug lord vampire in this re-telling of Christ‘s final days. When given yet another chance to save the Earth’s latest Christ, will the re-incarnated Pilate choose to protect Her. Or, will he wash his hands once again .. 

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SPUN MONKEY’S DIGEST … From MorbidbookS!

•April 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

From MorbidbookS!

Available now in PAPERBACK and  KINDLE!

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So I, The Spun Monkey, have returned from running my errands, safe and sound. Having failed rehab once again, The Spun Monkey went ahead and procured myself an 8-ball of crispy, crunchy Columbian Bam-Bam. I chipped, chopped, lined and blasted off with two bigguns up each side. OOH OOH EEE EEE-fuckmerunning- OOH-OOH-OOH, motherfuckers! Monkey be ready… Yes, indeeeeeed…. Having had my jet fuel, I then sat my hairy asshole down at the keyboard and began flailing away. The monkey hopes you dig the fruits of my labors in ‘The Spun Monkey’s Digest’. And if you not … well then … you can go eff yourself, Capitan!

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BELLY: A BRUTAL BIBLE TALE … From MorbidbookS!

•April 27, 2013 • 1 Comment

From MorbidbookS!

Available now in PAPERBACK and KINDLE!

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“BELLY: A Brutal Bible Tale” takes place 3 years after “PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale“:

Immanuel the Christ has some nerve. Jonah has already lost everyone he loves to Pilate the vampire and his Harbor drug violence. Jonah now trudges through his days staying as high on Plata as possible. He just wants to be left alone while he waits for his turn to die. The Christ has other plans for him. She sends Her messenger, Pedro, to assign Jonah the very dangerous task of ordering the Herod to dismantle the Harbor’s Plata trade. Jonah has a choice: fight or flight. He decides to run. But you can’t run from God forever. As Jonah learns the hard way when the ‘Edmund Fitzgerald‘ founders and goes down in rough seas, with the reluctant prophet on board. Job is Satan‘s Chosen One and he doesn’t take kindly to orders from some upstart prophet. Rather than acquiescing, Job thinks caving Jonah’s head in with a tire iron is the best bet. Jonah finds himself out of the frying pan, but firmly fixed in the fire. Then the Lord Herself starts dispatching Job’s children. One at a time, until the Herod of The Harbor finally obeys.

For PAPERBACKhttp://www.amazon.com/Belly-Brutal-Bible-Steven-Rage/dp/1456504991/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1352180257&sr=1-1&keywords=belly%3A+a+brutal+bible+tale

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WARFACE: A ROLLER DERBY MYSTERY … From MorbidbookS!

•April 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

From MorbidbookS!!!

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HERE COMES WARFACE! THE WORLD’S FIRST ROLLER DERBY MYSTERY! AVAILABLE NOW IN PAPERBACK AND KINDLE EDITIONS!

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I’m feeling down and dirty, feeling kind of mean, so I give those fans my middle finger. Those poor bastards go nuts. My team looks at me in awe. My coach frowns and the opposing one begins to furiously scratch out new plays. The Warface is feeling her oats tonight and they all know they’re in for a deep snag. I see our opponents and I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards. Their fans can’t help them. Their coach can’t help them. I’m going to run them off their own track in front of their own fans and there is not one thing they can do about it. I see my counterpart positioning herself on the outside line. I’ve got my eye on her and I’ve got her number. She is going nowhere. I’m going to body check her narrow ass off the track and into the third row. I hear the second whistle sound. The jammers are starting to move behind us as I veer toward her. I lower my right shoulder. She sees me at the last second. I smile as her eyes open wide. I get speed, lean in deep and hit her. My jammer, Brute, slides up my left side. I see the opposing jammer shimmy through the wall and I give chase. Silly rabbit, no one gets past the Warface. Not tonight they don’t.

PAPERBACK:  http://www.amazon.com/Warface-Mystery-Steven-Scott-Nelson/dp/1480013285/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1352537065&sr=1-2&keywords=WARFACE%3A+A+ROLLER

RAGE PRIMER … From MorbidbookS!

•April 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

From MorbidbookS!

Available now in PAPERBACK and KINDLE!

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Through the sheer shock of his presentation of Short Stories and Novel Excerpts, Rage Primer forces readers to consider the alternatives, to look at the garbage in the streets, to see what is swept into the gutters at night right before all decent people awake to see another cleaned up version of the day. Rage creates a dismal post-industrial future, a look at man defiled and in decline. Evil has arrived. Dominion has been taken by those who walk as the damned, demons, halflings, products of debauched rampages and sins against nature. Sex, drugs, and broken souls are the only things of value. Life is more like a disease, and the only salvation is the right amount of Plata to numb the conscience and, if one is lucky, to bring on a cleverly disguised demise. Through the sheer shock of his presentation, Rage forces readers to consider the alternatives, to look at the garbage in the streets, to see what is swept into the gutters at night right before all decent people awake to see another cleaned up version of the day. He uses tradition to break tradition, to push the imagination in ways that are uncomfortable at the least and border on the offensive at worst. Yet, in doing so, he illustrates what real Love is.

For PAPERBACKhttp://www.amazon.com/rage-primer-Depraved-Writer-Recognize/dp/1456553437/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1352186723&sr=1-2&keywords=rage+primer

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