Burn, “Bullet Through Your Face”, Burn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No writer is more extreme, perverted, or gross than Edward Lee. His world is one of psychopathic redneck rapists, sex addicted demons, and semen stealing aliens. Brace yourself, the king of splatterspunk is guaranteed to shock, offend, and make you laugh until you vomit. Bullet Through Your Face collects three novellas demonstrating Lee’s mind-blasting talent. Ever Nat – One man is forced to endure an unimaginable torment just to stay alive, one night at a time. The Salt-Diviner – A touching story of one couple and the quadriplegic, homeless fortune teller locked in their basement. The Refrigerator Full of Sperm – Why are all the men of Luntville falling into comas with their pants down and dicks up?

The GOOD:

Rednecks, Salt, and Sperm,March 16, 2011

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To paraphrase George Clooney during a press conference about Princess Diana‘s death, “Leisure Horror is dead, and who do we blame for it?” Well folks let me tell ya, they did it to themselves. They had some shady business practices and soon authors weren’t getting paid and they were getting frustrated. Enter a small press outfit in Oregon.

Yes folks for those of us who prefer physical books to Kindles Deadite Press an imprint of Bizarro publisher, the aptly named, Eraserhead press to pick up the remains of Leisure’s self destruction and make as Charlie Sheen would say “Tin cans into piles of gold.” Bullet Through Your Face and its companion collection Brain Cheese Buffet were Deadite’s coming out party of books and come out they did.

Right of the bat this book goes full throttle into the sick stuff, Ever Nat and its description of dirty, horny rednecks will make you sick. The Salt Diviner, will cleanse your pallet but only for a short while because the twist is a knockout. Refrigerator Full Of Sperm and its deliriously perverse character Micha Hays and his deviant sexual exploits and an even crazier narrator(In one part of the story he stops and goes on a rant about Bill Clinton) will lead you straight to the nearest waste can and heave yourself silly. These three novellas are as nasty as they get folks and for those of us who like their horror with a vomit bag and a side of humor will love this. All others steer clear this isn’t Stephen King, it’s Good Ole Ed Lee and he doesn’t play nice.

Deadite has gone on to publish more books(Clickers 1&2, Urban Gothic, Population Zero to name a few) and folks let me tell ya you won’t find a more eager to please horror publisher than this. These guys go all the way to please us true horror fans and you wont be able to punt anything down. They are as this book suggests like a “Bullet Through Your Face”

The BAD:

 Meh…,January 28, 2011

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I heard a lot about how amazing Edward Lee‘s work is so I figured, what the hay, I’ll check him out. It was pretty mediocre for me. He is talented at describing disturbing things in grisly detail, but I can only handle so much redneck dialect. All three of the stories were filled with redneckery, and the third story was narrated by a redneck that kept breaking character and using words I had to look up to get the full meaning behind. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t know many rednecks that can make a coherent statement, let alone use “big words.”

I may check out some of his other works, but if the next is as atrociously redneck as these 3 short stories, I will be throwing in the towel on this guy.

And The UGLY:

unreadable!,February 10, 2011

By 
Daniel J Seger (Sioux City, Iowa) – See all my reviews
 
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First book of this author, and also the last. I usually make it through even those books I hate, this one was in the dumpster before I read half of it. Never again.

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